January 2012
Portal Cocktails To Ring In the New Year
madsabroo:
(via Reddit)
How teens and adults text
madnessandsmiles:
youcantcancelquidditch:
jakeshovinghisdickinskulls:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum...
December 2011
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Linguistic Acrobatics
historical-nonfiction:
Charles Ollier observed that GHOTI can be pronounced “fish”:
GH as in laugh
O as in women
TI as in nation
Melville Dewey, who devised the Dewey Decimal System, suggested that GHEAUGHTEIGHPTOUGH spells “potato”:
GH as in hiccough
EAU as in beau
GHT as in naught
EIGH as in neigh
PT as in pterodactyl
OUGH as in though
This sort of thing can get out of hand quickly....
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ecstaticbeautyimprobabletruths:
I am being so lazy
I should stop
but…nah…
My life choices are great
That awkward moment when...
loveisbeauty69:
both of my parents decide to buy me a camera…. o.o
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niggerbiscuits:
laughitup replied to your post: tv shows to watch soon once school becomes pointless:
Nikki … this list … I don’t think I can respect you anymore …
i’m sorry! i rarely watch tv anymore so i dunno what’s good or not. i’m just putting up what people have told me are swell shows
But Doctor Who is the best one ;)
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I was like a loom weaving a tapestry of vulgarity.
– Burnie Burns (Drunk Tank #41)
tv shows to watch soon once school becomes...
niggerbiscuits:
30 Rock
American Horror Story
Doctor Who
hmm..what else?
Aw, Niki <3
Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier...
– Homer, The Iliad (via thefarfromfeed)
Watson: Any time you want to explain?
Holmes: Homeless network.
Watson: Homeless network?
Holmes: My eyes and ears all over the city.
Watson: That's clever. So you scratch their backs and...
Holmes: Yes. And then disinfect myself.
Am I the only one all for Lily being the next...
Knowing the trend of the Doctor visiting his companions’ younger selves and the Doctor’s companions presenting themselves on Christmas specials, I would not doubt this at all.
How to be Batman
leetakeuchi:
dandelion-hands:
christmas sex?
more like christmas masturbating alone then eating some pizza
seaofglasz asked: Okay so this may seem weird, but I got all the Doctor Who series's for Christmas, and I realized it was because of you! Like no seriously, you convinced me to watch - and I did - and now well you see now xD So anyway, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas! And thanks :3
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I am just so awkward, I swear.
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